A beat-up Altima with no bumpers should be the fastest car in the game

I was driving around today and got passed by yet another clapped-out Altima with the rear bumper hanging off and it hit me: Rockstar needs to put this in GTA 6. Not just any Altima, but one that's already missing body panels, maybe has a donut spare, and absolutely flies past everything on the highway.

Here's the mechanic: you find a regular Altima in traffic, it's nothing special. But the more you wreck it, the faster it gets. Lose a bumper? +20mph top speed. Cracked windshield? Better handling. It's like the car feeds on chaos. By the time it's held together with duct tape and prayers, it should be the fastest thing in Leonida.

I'm only half joking. The Altima driver meme is basically Florida culture at this point, and Vice City is Rockstar's love letter to Florida. They've already shown they're leaning into the weirdness with the Skunk Ape and the mud girl. A busted Altima that defies physics would fit right in.

Make it a rare spawn too, so when you finally find one you know you've hit the jackpot. Maybe it only appears near the Port Gellhorn area or something. I'd drive that thing straight into a swamp just to see how fast it goes underwater.

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ok so — the clapped-out Altima idea is basically already canon in my head for Port Gellhorn. imagine finding one behind a gas station with no doors and a donut spare and it just outruns everything on the interstate. pure Florida energy. Rockstar basically has to put this in. rare spawn near Grassrivers too please!